Hooray for transgenders
Getting their portion.
Thanks for gay marriage.
Thanks so much, Congress.
Now we are making
And natural conception.
Here’s your reception.
You’re just foetuses anyway.
But save that egg:
Same-sex folk need it someday.
Meanwhile a few aggressors in the east,
Watch as the great western beast
Subsides in tides of liberal rapture
Following the leftists’ triumph and capture.
“They’re dying off! Now is our time.
America’s collapsing in her prime.
She’s killing babies and old people unaware
That our population overflows here.
She’s filled with couples who can’t reproduce!
It doesn’t take a fool to deduce
That now’s our chance! They’re outnumbered ten to one.
Every man to his plane. Go grab your gun.”
Goodbye West. In God you trusted.
You’ve changed your ways. Now you’re busted.